*Telmarines spy Prince Caspian...the badger, even though it's bigger than any badger they've ever seen before...a dwarf, even though those don't actually exist...*
Well done. But did you see the Talking Mouse?
*Telmarine falls out of sight beneath the bushes with a small scream*

*Telmarine spies a cat with it's legs tied together...another Talmarine spots a funny looking thing (commonly known as a 'torch')...Telmarines notice that their castle is being invaded*
Very good. But did you see the Talking Mouse?
*Telmarines are attacked from Mice below and a Mouse trapeze artist from above*

*Telmarines see the flying creatures coming towards them, assess the danger and knock them from the sky. Telmarines see the arrows flying at them, assess the danger and raise their shields. Telmarines notice the earth falling away beneath them, although they're a bit late to do anything about it.*
Fantastic. But did you see the Talking Mouse?
*Reepicheep and his merry band of Mouseketeers charge them*

*Cut to Prince Caspian at the start of the film. He rides through the dreaded woods! He rides across mountains! He rides through a foaming river! He rides...into a tree branch and falls off his horse.*
Telmarines. Ride safely. Be aware.