Happy Birthday sarahetc! I hope you're having/have had a very fun day. :o)
I wanted to gift you the sequel to 'Of Smuggling Jobs and Nifty Flying', but it has been very uncooperative. But look! Happy Wash fic for you:

Title: Traditionally
Rating/Warnings: PG13, for nakedness and implications
Length: 3,273 words
Summary: A story about marital traditions, in which Wash drinks tea and does not want to be an Offended Man.
( Wash clutched the dainty cup as if it was a lifeline )