ON THE QUINJET: Tony check in with Maria Hill over comms. 'JARVIS is my co pilot' is a sticker on the dash. Bruce listens to opera with headphones. Clint is bandaged and on a stretcher. Natasha talks to Bruce, says things would have been worse without him there, why doesn't he trust her yet, and asks Thor for a report on the Hulk. 'The gates of Hell are filled with the screms of his victims!' says Thor. Then as Bruce face palms he backtracks this to: 'Not the screams of the dead, the screams of the injured...strained deltoids...and gout.' Steve is amused.
Tony, Thor, and Steve contemplate the sceptre. This is what Thor has been after, job done. Tony wants a few days with it to understand it, maybe figure out what it's been used for. Steve says if this is the end of HYRDRA, job done. They decide: party time! Well, 'revels'.
AVENGERS TOWER: shiny, awesome, has a secret door in the 'A' that the Iron Legion fly back into.
Maria briefs Steve on the Maximoff twins: 'he's fast and she's weird' and 'they volunteered.' Steve: what kind of monster volunteers to be experimented on by a German scientist to protect their country?
Clint is being healed by someone called Dr Helen Cho - new character. She has technology that creates human tissue. We are told this will supplant Tony's tech, and Tony is happy with this. Natasha jokes with Clint, says 'Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together' and calls him her best friend.
In the labs: The gem part of the sceptre turns out to have a machine-like brain, kind of like JARVIS. Tony wants to use this to create AI for the Iron Legion. Bruce is wary. Tony says give him three days before Thor has to take it back. Tony and Bruce spend three days with the sceptre in a montage. Just as they pack up to leave for the party a computer flashes up that something has happend, but they don't see it.
Ultron comes online. Scans JARVIS's files, scans the Avengers and Tony Stark, decides his mission is 'peace in our time', and tears JARVIS apart.
Party: lots of fun moments, including Tony and Thor argung over Pepper and Jane. 'But Jane's better,' Thor ends it with. Cameo from Sam/Falcon asking if Steve's found a place in Brooklyn yet - he hasn't, because it's expensive - and that he's working on their 'missing person's case'. Thor gives Steve Asgardian alcohol. Also Stan Lee. Stan Lee cannot hold his Asgardian alcohol. Bruce approaches Natasha at the bar and starts a conversion with 'How's a girl like you end up working in a place like this?' 'A fella done me wrong.' After Steve tells Bruce it's nice, Natasha's flirting, and 'as possibily the world's leading expert on waiting, don't.' Bruce is confused.
After Party: the stuff in the trailer where they all try to lift the hammer, which starts because of Clint. (Of course it does lol). Clint thinks it's a trick and can't lift it. Tony tries with an iron man gaunlet and then also with Rhodey using a war machine gauntlet. Bruce prentends to be all 'grr-argh' as he tries to lift it and no one is amused. Natasha refuses to try: "That's not a question I need answered." Maria and Helen Cho are also there.
A broken, leaking Iron Legion bot staggers in: "Of course you're not worthy. You're all killers."
Ultron goes on a lot. Puppets on string. Everyone is tense, Maria reaches for a gun. Iron Legions burst in through the wall and all hell breaks lose. At one point Hawkeye throws Cap his SHIELD. Natasha has a gun hidden under the bar. Bruce lands on top of the bar, she pulls him off and he lands on top of her face planting in her cleavage. Natasha shoots people. Everyone is cool. A bot goes to blast Helen Cho, but doesn't. Fight ends.
part 2
Tony, Thor, and Steve contemplate the sceptre. This is what Thor has been after, job done. Tony wants a few days with it to understand it, maybe figure out what it's been used for. Steve says if this is the end of HYRDRA, job done. They decide: party time! Well, 'revels'.
AVENGERS TOWER: shiny, awesome, has a secret door in the 'A' that the Iron Legion fly back into.
Maria briefs Steve on the Maximoff twins: 'he's fast and she's weird' and 'they volunteered.' Steve: what kind of monster volunteers to be experimented on by a German scientist to protect their country?
Clint is being healed by someone called Dr Helen Cho - new character. She has technology that creates human tissue. We are told this will supplant Tony's tech, and Tony is happy with this. Natasha jokes with Clint, says 'Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together' and calls him her best friend.
In the labs: The gem part of the sceptre turns out to have a machine-like brain, kind of like JARVIS. Tony wants to use this to create AI for the Iron Legion. Bruce is wary. Tony says give him three days before Thor has to take it back. Tony and Bruce spend three days with the sceptre in a montage. Just as they pack up to leave for the party a computer flashes up that something has happend, but they don't see it.
Ultron comes online. Scans JARVIS's files, scans the Avengers and Tony Stark, decides his mission is 'peace in our time', and tears JARVIS apart.
Party: lots of fun moments, including Tony and Thor argung over Pepper and Jane. 'But Jane's better,' Thor ends it with. Cameo from Sam/Falcon asking if Steve's found a place in Brooklyn yet - he hasn't, because it's expensive - and that he's working on their 'missing person's case'. Thor gives Steve Asgardian alcohol. Also Stan Lee. Stan Lee cannot hold his Asgardian alcohol. Bruce approaches Natasha at the bar and starts a conversion with 'How's a girl like you end up working in a place like this?' 'A fella done me wrong.' After Steve tells Bruce it's nice, Natasha's flirting, and 'as possibily the world's leading expert on waiting, don't.' Bruce is confused.
After Party: the stuff in the trailer where they all try to lift the hammer, which starts because of Clint. (Of course it does lol). Clint thinks it's a trick and can't lift it. Tony tries with an iron man gaunlet and then also with Rhodey using a war machine gauntlet. Bruce prentends to be all 'grr-argh' as he tries to lift it and no one is amused. Natasha refuses to try: "That's not a question I need answered." Maria and Helen Cho are also there.
A broken, leaking Iron Legion bot staggers in: "Of course you're not worthy. You're all killers."
Ultron goes on a lot. Puppets on string. Everyone is tense, Maria reaches for a gun. Iron Legions burst in through the wall and all hell breaks lose. At one point Hawkeye throws Cap his SHIELD. Natasha has a gun hidden under the bar. Bruce lands on top of the bar, she pulls him off and he lands on top of her face planting in her cleavage. Natasha shoots people. Everyone is cool. A bot goes to blast Helen Cho, but doesn't. Fight ends.